What The What?

Have y'all ever had those what the what? moments while out somewhere? I just had one of those said moments while sitting in this local coffee shop in VB called Bean There Coffee House. I kid you not, this is the conversation I just overheard from the next table...

mom - [hands her teenage son his drink] here is your white mocha. taste it and let me know if you need sugar to sweeten that up.

son - [tastes drink] maybe just a tad. two sweet-and-lows should do.

What? I know I am southern and I like all things that are bad for you, but here are two things I see wrong with this picture.

1. Sweet-and-low is so incredibly gross. (Sorry Tim Toy, but it is true.) Why would anybody choose sweet-and-low is beyond me.

2. Why in the world do you need to sweeten up a white mocha? Even at my heaviest and most unhealthy state, I never felt the need to sweeten a white mocha!

Oh man the ridiculousness is sometimes overwhelming!

All in.